GOVENOR TERMINATOR ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CONDOM RUBBER Exp 2009 GIRLY GIRL

Description

NOTE:  Many years ago I listed one of those Arnold Schwarzenegger Bobble Head dolls
- the one with Arnie in a pink dress and holding an AK47 rifle.  Arnie's lawyer
contacted me and told me I had to take it down.  I did not and I
did not go to eBay Jail or anything else.  I do not know if they are going
to contact me for this dooozey!!!  Can't wait to find out....hehehee
All buyers/bidders will remain anonymous to other eBay users
Well, hmmmm, I'm not really sure how to list this or what
category I'm supposed to list it under???  I chose to list it under COLLECTIBLES
for the category but I am not listing it under USED ITEMS!!!
It's definitely old but it's also definitely NOT used, lol!!
I apologize for my humor but I cannot resist the opportunity to carry-on
considering what I am selling here!!
Oh, and altho this condom is
12 years old, it is still moist, soft and squishy in the package.
Anyway....
DESCRIPTION:
Up for auction is ...
ONE (1) ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CONDOM
MAKE THAT: EXPIRED CONDOM
Expiration date: 07/2009
Lot number:  4381
Distributor:  Condomania, Los Angeles, CA
Made in: Malaysia
Please look closely at my pic and you will see
Arnie's pic.  He is smiling really big and he is
wearing his GIRLY GIRL DRESS
In the circle around his pic, on the top it says
"ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IN A PINK DRESS"
In the bottom part of the circle it says
"THE 'ACTION' GOVERNOR"
And, yes, the word ACTION is in singular quotes as I have shown.
You can ask me questions but I probably do  not know the answers because
everything I know is already posted and who knows how long this listing
is going to be here??????   So ask quickly and if you want it, BUY IT NOW
PS: In case you are wondering, I am a retired 70 yr old FEMALE!!!
Who is just having some fun in her old age
Please ask questions
"BEFORE"
bidding or buying
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